Bipin's SMS Jokes

Stock broker catches his wife in bed with another man. He asks her, What's going on?" She says "Due to boom in market honey I've gone PUBLIC!""

Unmarried santa use to take viagra daily .Frnd.Y u take viagra as u r not married nor hav gf? santa yar kam se kam,kachhe me rounak to lagi rehti hai.

Ek Srdr ki sapne me kisi ne gand mar di ! 2nd day Srdr ne apna bank acnt close karwa diya.Kyon ki bank me likha tha Hum aap k Sapno ko hakikat me badal denge""

2 men sitting in bar. 1 man said 2 other i have hell lot of family problems". Other said: "i will tell you mine. I married a widow with a daughter. My father married my daughter so my father becomes my son in law my daughter becomes my mother my wife became my grandmother. More problems occured when i had a son. My son is my mother's brother and my uncle. Situation worsened when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately i have become my own grandfather and grandson. And u say u have family problems.""

Mom found a Condom in Daughter's Bedroom She went Straight to her and asked What is this? Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umra mein Maa ban Jaau.

A dentist was removing the tooth of a lady,Dentist- Maam u r holding my balls.Woman- I know, its just to remind you that we are not going 2 hurt each other.

Fantastic Ad for Taj Mahal made by an Ad agency: Come Via-Agra.. and see Man's Greatest Erection for a Woman...""

Sardar proposes a beautiful girl - Darling will u marry me...? Girl - Tameez se baat karo... Sardar - Behenji, mujhse shaadi karogi......!!!

A Punjabi Bra Ad- Har kudi di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*. Hun 6 sizan wich, 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Balle balle 5. Hai o Rabba 6. Oh Teri pehn di

Secret of winter life Morning two EGGS wid MILK Evening two PEGGS wid CHIPPS and Night two LEGGS wid LIPPS Enjoy winter wid my TIPPS

Stock broker catches his wife in bed with another man. He asks her, What's going on?" She says "Due to boom in market honey I've gone PUBLIC!""

2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

God asked Women Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men"? Women: Its OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not made Detachable & they Often Miss-use it"
Progress isn't made by early risers or hard workers, but by LAZY people,trying to find easier ways to do the same....

When it rains all d birds occupy shelter,but Eagles alone avoid d rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all but ATTITUDE makes the difference

Wife: Nahi aaj nahi dalwaoongi. Hubby: kyon. Wife:Tum to daal k so gaye mgr mein saari raat masalti rahi, pani bhi niklta raha,drd bhi hota raha....... mujhe lagta h yeh..., EYE DROPS sahi nahi hai.

Q: Why is a Gun better than your Wife? A: Because you can put a silencer to it.
The Indian government today announced that it is changing its national emblem to a CONDOM... because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed .....

Do you know the purpose of life? God sent us to find such friends, that if we meet them even in hell they say: Chal yaar yamraj ki lete hai" !!"

Kabir ka latest Doha: Unchi gaand oont ki, dekh kabira roye. Aisi gaand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koye.

2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.