Bipin's SMS Jokes - Jul 08

Great thougts - V can be doctor & save lives, V can be lawyer & defend lives, V can be soldier & protect lives or. simply be Horny and create lives...

Santa-Kal mene apni wife di yad bhulan vaste sharab di bottle da sahara lita Banta-Te fir ki hoya Santa-Bhenchod lulli bottle wich Fas gai

Ek dr. k clinic k aage lambi line thi. Ek sardar bar-bar line mein ghusta log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete sardar;lage raho salo main bhi clinic nahin kholounga.



sardar proposed girl wid romantic poetry! Kutta mar gya razai vich Main pagal haan teri judai wich Muh te machar bay ni sakda Sardar tere bin reh ni sakda.

Srdrni:kaha tha na, condom ki jagah rumaal nahi use karna.Ab rumaal andar reh gaya. Srdr:positive THINKING rakhh! bachcha pagdi pehenke aayega

Tragedy of life: 1. Nice women r ugly. 2. Sexy women r not nice. 3. Sexy and nice women r married. 4. Sexy, nice and unmarried women r LESBIANS!! SHIT...

A strapless BIKINI's like a Coalition Govt. While some people marvel at what is holding it up,others wish it wud fall soon & everything would get EXPOSED!

Dr: sex karte waqt tum apne pati ka face dekhti ho? Lady:1 bar dekha tha,wo bahut gusse me they. Dr:Q? Lady:wo muje khidki se dekh rahe the...

Shopkeeper- This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Sardar- You see I am not interested in the morality of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

3 Sardars talking abt Aids 1srdr:Mai to condom k bina karta nahi 2srdr:Mai 2 ungali me bi condom penta hu 3srdr:Mai 2 risk nahi leta Padosi se karwata hu

Sardarni : oye ji, Sunte ho, utho utho, raat ke 2 baje hai. Sardar : kyu uthaya mujhe. Sardarni : Aap nind ki goli Lena to bhul hi gaye.

A husband & wife were not talking to each other, so he left her a note Wake me up at 5 am." In the morning he woke up at 9 & saw a note: "Its 5 am get up!""

Management guru : Give an example of COMPLETE BUSINESS FAILURE DUE TO NEGLIGENCE? STUDENT:A PREGNANT PROSTITUTE..!"

Sardarji was irritated of jokes made on him. He goes to his wife and says Tell me one joke in which i am not involved". Wife:- "I am Pregnant..""