What did the bride do when she found out her Husband was a Gay ? She Turned Around and Took it like a Man.... ;-)
Doctor to lady:u r looking so weak and exhausted,Are u properly taking 3 Meals in a day as i had advised? lady:Oh my GOD! I heard 3 Males"
Bad- Ur girl leaves u WORSE- 4 anothr girl Bad- ur children r sexually active WORSE- Wid each other! Bad- U find porn movie in ur sons room WORSE- U r in it!
AFTER ROBBING D BANK, ROBBER 2 CLERK:Did u see me robbing? clerk:yes.robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk.did u?2nd clerk:no,but my wife hd seen u.
A man explained Inflation to his Wife:When we married,U measured 36-24-36 Now U are 42-42-42 There's more of U But..U R not worth as much.
Two GUYS talking - If I tell you I slept with your wife are we still buddies ?" "Nope!" "Friends?" "Nope!" "Enemies?" "Nope!" "Then what are we?" "EVEN..!""
A man's aim in life shud be 654321 6> Six digit salary 5> Five room house 4> Four wheel vehicle 3> Three weeks holiday 2> Two cute Girlfriends 1> Dumb Wife"
In America,they held a poll on - How many woman want to sleep with Bill Clinton" 4% said- YES 3% said- NO & 93% said OH NOT AGAIN..."
Monday, August 18, 2008
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