Bipin's SMS Jokes

TEACHER class me apne BABY ko dudh pilate hue boli. OLE ALE-ALE MELA BETA dudh p k Doctr banega. Santa-madam thoda hme bhi pila do,hum campounder hi bn jayenge.

Define true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes!!!

Girl: Hw do u get a baby? Mom: Wn Papa puts his thing between my legs. Girl: But last night I saw him put it in ur mouth. Mom: Oh,that's how I get my jewellery.



A famous quote: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.". No wonder so many HUSBAND'S are speechless in front of their WIVES !!"

Sardar 2 his Wife: My frend told me dat he has fuckd every woman in our buildng excpt one. Wife:"It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional.!"

Just a thought: Whats the difference between your Wife and your Girlfriend? Nothing! Both will screw your happiness and still you'll ask for more.

Sardarni walking on road with her top open, & right BOOB hanging out. Cop asks her: What is this? Sardarni realises: Hai rabba! Munna BUS me hi reh gaya..

Ek ladki bina sex karay sardar se paise le ke bhag gayi. Sardar ne paper me ad diya: ek ladki kad 5'3'', Rang-Gora,Naam- SALMAA, jise mile chod le! Prepaid hai.

She Offered him Honour He Honoured her Offer And then....the whole night, in Honour of her Offer, he was Onher & Offher. . !

Q. Why do women have foreheads? A. So men have a place to kiss them after a blowjob.
Shashi to big b- mere paas bangla bank balance gaadi hai, big b to shashi- mere pass bhi bank balance bangla hai aur gaadi hai, shashi - toh phir maa kiske paas hai?

Once dere was a mirror dat killed any1 who lied FRENCH: I think I dont smoke, (died) AMERICAN: I think I love my wife, (died) SARDAR: I think.. (died)

JOK:Q: What is a wedding tragedy? A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

Sardarji's Son: Dad, I just had sex for d 1st time! Dad says congrats, getting 2 beers out of fridge, any question son? Son: Yeah, how long will my ass pain.???

Doc ne Santa k 1 Goti nikali aur Onion fit kiya, after 1 Month Doc: koi taklif ? Santa:mutate waqt aankhe jalti hai, lekin Biwi ko fits aani band ho gaye hai.

Banta to wife : It is shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I have Sex at HOME only! Wife:Thank god I am not.

Long ago, A person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. were called saints! But now they r called 'husbands.!'

First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky mine's still alive.""
Famous Chinese wisdom for men : Always marry a woman with tiny hands, it makes your tiny little cock look bigger...! :-)

After intense sex RAJPUT said to lady : Mazo koni aayo thari koi breast koni tharo hole bhi chhoto hai" Lady : "Banna ji manne sidho to karlo....""

Man:Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?Dr: 3 mths normal style,Next 3 dog style & Last 3 wolf style.Man:How do wolves do it?Dr:Sleep near the hole & howl!

Jinn:Hukm aka? Man:Gharse dubai tak road banao. Jinn:Mushkil hai,aur koi kam? Man:Wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao. Jinn:Road single banani hai ya double?

Holi mubarak aur bhagwan aapki pichkari ka pressure banaye rakhe

Sardar having a rash on his dick goes to the doctor... Doctor: Does it burn ??? Sardar: I don't know ... Never tried to light it ...

SOMETIMES When U cry, No one sees ur tears. When ur worried no one sees ur pain. When ur happy no one sees ur smile. Try farting, n c the attention u get

A Couple was sitng in Grden,Sudnly a Dog n Bitch start Kissing each othr Boy-Janu agar Tum Bura n Mano to Mein bhi? Grl-Ok par Smbhalkar Kutiya kaat na le.

Just got a great health tip !! There's no reason to fear menopause.. It's the eggs that expire.. Not the hen !!

Question: why do marawadis watch xxx movies in rewind mode? Answr:they get excited when they see the prostitutes returning the money.

Why does 'doggy style' become so popular among couples after 8 - 10 yrs of marriage ?Simply because,when they are at it,she can read her book & he can watch tv.