Ek Ladki Zor Zor say gaanaa gaa rahi thi
Mujhay Rang De
Mujhay Rang De
Ladki ki Maa ne usay Bahut maaraa
Kyun ?
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Kyun ki Ladki
" TOTLI " Thi..
Guy to pimp: This time send me female with big boobs and small hole.....! Female arrives and asks: Are u the guy with the big mouth and small dick?
Santa proposd his BOSS's daughtr.
Boss:Jitni teri salary hai us main to meri beti k liye toilet papr bhi nhi aega.
Santa:Je inni potty krdi hai te fir rehn do!
Masterji:- pinku, A,B,C,D, se shuru hone wala 1 sentence banao?
Pinku:-Sir....
Masterji:-ha ha batao ghabrao nahi.
Pinku:-Apki Behan Chod Dunga.
Santa:5 Rs Dena.
Banta:Right Jeb se le
(Jeb Fati thi LUND Haath Aaya)
Santa:Nahi hai.
Banta:Left Dekh
(Fir Fati Jeb)
Santa:Bhenchod Rupya 1 Nahi
Aur Lund 2-2.
Ek admi adhi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI - Ek dum.
Admi - toh apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
A man to santa : aao ji chess khelein..!
Santa : tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya..!
Sardar ko Neat peete dekh ek Aadmi bola: Aapne daru me pani bhi nahi dala?
SARDAR: Abe hum Sardar hain,
itna paani to DARU ko dekh kar hi Muh mein aa Jata hai.
Watz d perfect example of both Good luck and Bad luck?
The naughty wind blows the pantyless girl's skirt high but brings d dust along to close ur eyes!
Paddy goes into Marks & Spencers to buy his wife a maternity bra.
Shop assistant says: "What bust sir?" Paddy says: "The fucking condom !!"
Santa to Banta : Muje shak ho gaya
meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom me kaise ?
Banta : Par teri biwi kahan pehenti hai ?
Santa : Achha ! Phir theek hai !
Doc 1: I had sex with my patient. I am feeling guilty.
Doc 2: It happens in our profession. Take it easy.
Doc 1: But you know I am a Vetenary Doctor.
For years he thought he was a damn good fucker,
but then . . .
he found out . . .
his wife had asthma...
Museum admn : dats a 500 year old statue u've broken..Banta : thnks god.! I thought it was a new one.
Marwadi lady with small busts inquire to Dr. bust enlargment Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega ?
Dr: 5 lakh
Marwadi lady: Agar Plastic hum de to?
Ladki apne boyfriend se: kya shaadi k baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyar karoge?
Boy- Kyon nahi, arey main to diwana hoon shadi-shuda auraton ka...!
MAN: Give me VIAGRA extra dose.
CHEMIST: Why?
Man: 3 girls r comin home.
Man next day: give me IODEX
C: wat happend?
M: This is 4 my hand, the girls didnt come
In Sonia's residnce LALOO finds a DONKEY & a CAT.
To impress her in english he remarks-Soniaji, ur ASS is cute but ur PUSSY is Mind Blowing!!!
SARDAR: Orders a PIZZA.
Waiter: Sir, shud i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces?
SARDAR: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaye nahi jayenge...
Sardar's Wife looking at Honeymoon brochures said:
Let's try Greece this year..!
Sardar asked: Why? what's wrong with Vaseline?
TENSION
Ladki ne Admi se Lift mangi
Raste me UskiTabiat
Kharab hogai
Admi Hospital Le gaya
Doc bola
Ap bap ban'ne wale ho
admi ko TENTION!
Admi bola
Me iska
Bap nhi! Phr ladki se pucha
Ladki boli
Yehi
Baap he
Admi ko aur tention
Phir
Police i
Admi ka medical chek up hua
Report i k
Who Admi to kabhi
Bap hi
Nhi bn sakta
Admi ne
Khuda ka
Shukr
Ada kia
Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaya!
0r phir
Socha k
Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hen..
Wo kis k hen.. > admi k0 phir TENTION
Wife in sexy luving mood sayz :
I wanna wild xperience...
Tie me up & do watevr U want...
Xcited hsbnd tied her up & laid d Maid ... !
It takes two things to be a consultant..... Grey hair and piles !
The grey hair makes you look wise and the piles give you a concerned look !!
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf people, rubs chest, touches dick & starts masturbating. When asked he says "It means- Ladies & Gentlemen it gives me great pleasure"
Santa ki wife bed per dono tango ko failakar boli 'kuch samjhe?'
santa : Haa, aaj tu bed par akeli soyegi....
3 women on train first ''i'm a YUP, young, urban professional''. 2nd ''i'm a DINK,double income no kids''. 3rd ''i'm a WIFE, WASH IRON FUCK ETC!''
Aasman me kaali ghata chhaayi hai, aaj phir gharwali se maar khai hai,kehti hai wo sudhar jao per galti meri nahi,aaj phir kaamwali bina BRA ke aaye Hai
Sardar wanted 2 get married at 90
He goes 2 doctor 2 check if he is sexually fit.
Dr: OK,let me see ur sex organs
Sardar shows his tongue & finger
Museum admn : dats a 500 year old statue u've broken..Banta : thnks god.! I thought it was a new one.
Santa's wife lost interest in Sex.
Dr.gave him pils 2give 2 wife. He drops 1 in her tea & takes 1 himself.
Aftr 10mins,
Wife: I need a MAN.
Santa: Me Too.
jagtar bunks office n goes to home.He saw his wife with his boss.He comes back running office and says,baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta,
Aurat chappal wali dukan te." Ek chappal ta dikhao ."
Man " kinna no. ?"
aurat , "36"
Man ,"bibi pehle dimag te zor pa k soch ..., lain ki ayi aee hai
What did the Sardar do when his girlfriend asked him to bring protection on their next date?
He brought his 3 brothers and 5 cousins with him!
Shakespeare said,
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Nothing to me.
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Did he say anythin 2 u?
Nothing na?
Kuch bola toh dekh lenge saale ko....!
;-)
OLD MAN: After the 1st fuck I feel hot & after the 2nd fuck I feel cold.
WIFE: That's because your 1st fuck is in May & d 2nd fuck is in December !
Watch DESERT STORM 2009 on ESPN 27, 28, 29th march. At 9.00 PM. 3 part program.
Man to his wife.
U can have sex for 1 hour the way u want it.
Wife jumps , kisses him & runs out saying...
"I am going next door n will be back in an hour..."
Santa's Wife: Aaj tum mere saath aisa kuch karo ki bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaaye..
Bas phir kya tha..Santa ne wife ki salwaar mein aag laga di..
How will u destroy a submarine full of sardar.? Simple...Just knock the door nd they will open it....
70 ways to keep a Woman happy. One is to take her Shopping. The rest is... 69
One Lady : Did you know that Lions have sex 4 to 6 times a night?
2nd lady : Damn it ! And I just joined Rotary club!
Santa goes to Hospital for advice on Family Planning. Notice at the entrance:"For Family Planing USE REAR ENTRY" He went back home & is living hapyly Everafter.
Try this its really different.. This Math's test can predict ur favourite
IDOL..
try it without looking at d answer pls
Pick 1 fav no from 1 - 9 Multiply that no with 3. Add 3 to that no. Then multiply tht no with 3 again..u'l get a 2 digit no. Add the digits of no n find ur IDOL below.
1. Einstein
2. Amitabh bachchan
3. Dr. APJ
4. Dhoni
5. Bill gates
6. Gandhiji
7. Michael schumacher
8. Hitler
9. Bipin
10. Roger federer
THANKS
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
A 3year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath asked - mom are these my brains ?
Mom replied - Not yet .
On their first night:
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
What is the difference between a wife and a mistress.
SPIT AND SWALLOW
Producer: I'am going to make a Movie, can you suggest
a
Heart-touching title..?
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Sardar: 'boobs"
After Sex, a Thai girl kept fondling man's Cock. Man: "Why? You want some more,eh?" Thai girl: "No-lah! Just admiring your Cock. I used to have one before."
On a condom dispensing machine, it was written-
"Very Safe"
'Strictly made as per High British standards'.
Someone wrote below-
"So was the Titanic"....
Once SARDAR Ji saw a very soni kudi in market and thought....
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Kash k ye meri maa hondi to main bhi itna sona honda..
Dr implants new EAR 2 a man!
Man-U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear?
Dr:It makes no difrence.
Man-It does!
Now I hear evrythng but undrstnd nothing"
Wat a RIP OFF!!I
saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'
I took it home,
sat in my room,
opend it.
Damitt,It was a book on CHESS!
:-(
Why do Pnjabi wmen hav big boobs?
Bcz dey tke out money frm d BRA 2 gv 4 ARDAS & d Mahant says-
Jede KHAJANEAN TON MAYA Ayi hai VAHEGURU OS KHAJANEAN NU HOR VADHAVEY
Man calls the hospital to know abt pregnant wife but by mistake dials the cricket stadium. Man:How's it going? Reply:Fine, 4 r already out, last one was a duck
2day is " 1word xpression day".
Describe me in 1 word using the first letter of YOUR name. This is fun. Send to everyone & see what they say, Do reply me 1st.
Nurse: ur wife just had triplets.
German: Im not suprised. My dick is as big as a chimney!
Nurse: Better get it cleaned then - they're all black.
Marwadi lady with small busts inquire to Dr. bust enlargment Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega ?
Dr: 5 lakh
Marwadi lady: Agar Plastic hum de to?
WHOS GUILTY?
Wife Dreamin in D Middle of D night,Suddenly Shouts
"Quick, My Husband is Back"
Man gets up,Jumps out D Window n Realizes
"Damn, i m the Husband"
Lifeguard : U R not allowed to pee in the pool.
Santa : But everyone pees in the pool.
Lifeguard : Maybe. But..
Not from the diving board!
Lady:doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai, doctr:kiss kitni bar karti ho? lady: saal me 1bar.!doctor infection nahi ZUNG lag gaya hai
Interviewer- U told u hav 5 yrs of xprience bt ur resume says this is ur 1st job. Candidate- Ur ad said, U wanted someone with imagination.
Dr - Tel ur husband dat u r pregnant..
Girl - bt I'm unmarid.
Dr - den inform ur Boy-frnd.
Girl - I dont hv any!
Dr - den tel ur mom JESUS is coming again...
She: Doctor, by mistake I took an I-pill. Now what should I do ?
Doctor: Quick, within 72 hours, get yourself fucked...!
GAY SARDAR ne nahate wakt bade se mirror me apni ASS dekhte huwe sher kaha-
"Kya qayamat hai Kya majboori hai"
"Paas reh k bhi kitni doori hai"
A signboard outside a church "Ladies please note- lying in bed naked with somebody & screaming.. Oh my God! Oh my God! WON'T b considerd as PRAYER!"
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