Random Hindustani jokes

Lady – shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady – 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kyalena hai…
 
Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.
 
Conductor : baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu
 
Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta
 
Sardar go 4 sex with wife
Wife – please aaj mat karo, mera upwas hai..
Sardar gusse se => bhenchod mere lund pe kya aata laga hai,
Jo upwas tut jayega >
 
Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
" in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi
le jayege.?
 
Ek budha blue film dekhte huyejor se haath ko jatka dene laga
Ladka- kya hua baba ?
Baba- kya hona hai, 30 saal bad khada hua tho
Aaj haath so gaya..
 
Joke guru : do you know what is d meaning of PYAR ?
It's a group of friends sitting around a table in the bar… &
Saying "p- Yar"..
 
Sardar : aaj ghr jate hi biwi ki chaddi utarunga.
Dost : aaj bade mood me ho ?
Sardar : ghanta bhenchod, bahut tight hai yaar,
Subah galti se biwi ki pehan li thi.
 
Husband – sex ho jaye ?
Wife – no
Husband- jewer la dunga
Wife – no
Husband – car la dunga.
Wife – no
Beta so raha tha beech me bola
Meri marlo."cycle" la dena .
 
Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he choti
Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ oh ho mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall'
Me bajani hai