Bipin's SMS Jokes

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, . . . . who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs.. Bhaj la mitra navi juti mil gai..

NEW AIDS C0NTR0L SL0GAN: Try different positions with the same woman, Instead of trying the same position with different women

HUSBAND TO WIFE- I was not yawning the whole time that you were talking. I was trying to say something!

7 Stages in a womans life: 1) Infant 2) Baby 3) Miss 4) Young Woman 5) Young Woman.. 6) Young Woman.. 7) Young Woman.. She nvr grows beyond this..

Who is a diplomat? A diplomat is 1who forgets2 wish his girlfriend on her bday &later tells her How do u expect me2 remembr ur bday wen u nevr luk any older?""

Newton's law of sex : every soul has a hole or a pole. When the pole goes into a hole, comes out a new soul, either with a pole or a hole.

R u free now..? I want 2 talk 2 you. Reply or cal if u can... Santa sent this message to customer care.!!.

Today a fone without wire is fashion. One day will cm when human without brain will be a fashion. ..... .. On that day, my friend, u will rock....

JIS TARAH 1 MACHHAR KO MARNE SE TUM SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAOGE,THEEK USI TARHA 2-4 SMS KARNE SE TUM BHIKHARI NAHI BAN JAOGE.

Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped ? A : Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open

Moods of a woman: An angel of truth & a dream of fiction,she's afraid of a wasp, wil scream at mouse; but wil tackle a stranger alone in d house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose; She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose. She'll win u in rage, enchant u in silk; She'll b stronger dan brandy, milder dan milk. At times she'll b vengeful, merry n sad; She'll hate u like poison & love u like mad. Moods of a man: Hungry Horny Sleepy!

When do two people become friend's ..? When their dialogue i'll pay the bill" converts to " Mera bhi dede yaar..."!"

Saturday noon an Old man wid a Sexy Girl entered a Jewelery shop n chose a Ring worth 2 lacs for d Girl. Givin d Cheque he said he'd collect d Ring on Monday after d Cheque's cleared. Monday Jeweller called up d old man- There's no Money in ur Account! Old Man- I know, but can u imagine d Weekend I had !

Banta joins army, given AK 47. Puzzled, he asks Major, Sir! Ye bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?" Major: "kisi bhi taraf rakho faida desh ka hi hai.""

Q: Why are old men in nursing homes given Viagra? A: So they don't roll out of bed.

Sardars always study in front of a mirror bcoz 1) it helps in saving on revision time later! 2) he can keep a watch on himself! 3) he likes combined studies!

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Indian Govt. has decided to publish the photo of Mallika Sherawat on a postal stamp. The male population is now confused which side to lick

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a hippopotamus? A: One has a big mouth & a fat ass and the other one lives somewhere in Africa.

Bipin's SMS Jokes

Try this Its fun Think a number b/w 1-9 Now +5 *2 -3 *5 +8 Write no. on paper Now fold that paper and shv it up ur ass Fun chaiye salo ko....

Wife:OUCh! zara dhire karo Rajdhani kyo chala rahe ho Maalgadi chalao itne me Beta bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalao MADARCHODO par savari ko to mat girao..

Ek sardar sukhe khet me boat chala raha tha 2nd sardar 'aise sardaro ne hi sardaro ka naam kharab kiya hai'agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use 2 thapad marta.

:How do u differentiate between a cow & a bull ?Try milking both of them...The one that smiles is the Bull !

Evry woman shud hav 4 pets in her life. A mink in her closet,a jaguar in her garage,a tiger in her bed n a jackass who pays for evrythng.

Q: Whats the similarity between walking on the edge of Mt. Everest n getting a blowjob from an 85 year old woman? A: Whatever d thrill, dont look down!

Q: Whats the definition of a complete an utter business failure ? A: A pregnant prostitute .
Life is like the Kamasutra! No matter what position you're in, you still get screwed !!
Ques: Why is bad government like a bikini ? Ans:B'coz people marvel at wats holding it up. And they wish it would fall !

Oye sunn. . . . Chal chhod...!

Nun goes to mother superior & confesses Last night I enjoyed d pleasures of d flesh Father told me I had the gates of heaven between my legs He said that he had the key to heaven, and he put it in the gates Bastard! Cries the Mother "For years he told it was Gabriel's Trumpet and I have been blowing it."

Man: Can I have sex with my pregnant wife? Dr: 3 mths normal, Next 3 like dog & Last 3 like wolf. Man: How does a wolf do it? Dr: Sleep near the hole and howl!