Bipin's SMS Jokes

Try this Its fun Think a number b/w 1-9 Now +5 *2 -3 *5 +8 Write no. on paper Now fold that paper and shv it up ur ass Fun chaiye salo ko....

Wife:OUCh! zara dhire karo Rajdhani kyo chala rahe ho Maalgadi chalao itne me Beta bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalao MADARCHODO par savari ko to mat girao..

Ek sardar sukhe khet me boat chala raha tha 2nd sardar 'aise sardaro ne hi sardaro ka naam kharab kiya hai'agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use 2 thapad marta.

:How do u differentiate between a cow & a bull ?Try milking both of them...The one that smiles is the Bull !

Evry woman shud hav 4 pets in her life. A mink in her closet,a jaguar in her garage,a tiger in her bed n a jackass who pays for evrythng.

Q: Whats the similarity between walking on the edge of Mt. Everest n getting a blowjob from an 85 year old woman? A: Whatever d thrill, dont look down!

Q: Whats the definition of a complete an utter business failure ? A: A pregnant prostitute .
Life is like the Kamasutra! No matter what position you're in, you still get screwed !!
Ques: Why is bad government like a bikini ? Ans:B'coz people marvel at wats holding it up. And they wish it would fall !

Oye sunn. . . . Chal chhod...!

Nun goes to mother superior & confesses Last night I enjoyed d pleasures of d flesh Father told me I had the gates of heaven between my legs He said that he had the key to heaven, and he put it in the gates Bastard! Cries the Mother "For years he told it was Gabriel's Trumpet and I have been blowing it."

Man: Can I have sex with my pregnant wife? Dr: 3 mths normal, Next 3 like dog & Last 3 like wolf. Man: How does a wolf do it? Dr: Sleep near the hole and howl!