Bipin's SMS Jokes

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, . . . . who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs.. Bhaj la mitra navi juti mil gai..

NEW AIDS C0NTR0L SL0GAN: Try different positions with the same woman, Instead of trying the same position with different women

HUSBAND TO WIFE- I was not yawning the whole time that you were talking. I was trying to say something!

7 Stages in a womans life: 1) Infant 2) Baby 3) Miss 4) Young Woman 5) Young Woman.. 6) Young Woman.. 7) Young Woman.. She nvr grows beyond this..

Who is a diplomat? A diplomat is 1who forgets2 wish his girlfriend on her bday &later tells her How do u expect me2 remembr ur bday wen u nevr luk any older?""

Newton's law of sex : every soul has a hole or a pole. When the pole goes into a hole, comes out a new soul, either with a pole or a hole.

R u free now..? I want 2 talk 2 you. Reply or cal if u can... Santa sent this message to customer care.!!.

Today a fone without wire is fashion. One day will cm when human without brain will be a fashion. ..... .. On that day, my friend, u will rock....

JIS TARAH 1 MACHHAR KO MARNE SE TUM SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAOGE,THEEK USI TARHA 2-4 SMS KARNE SE TUM BHIKHARI NAHI BAN JAOGE.

Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped ? A : Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open

Moods of a woman: An angel of truth & a dream of fiction,she's afraid of a wasp, wil scream at mouse; but wil tackle a stranger alone in d house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose; She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose. She'll win u in rage, enchant u in silk; She'll b stronger dan brandy, milder dan milk. At times she'll b vengeful, merry n sad; She'll hate u like poison & love u like mad. Moods of a man: Hungry Horny Sleepy!

When do two people become friend's ..? When their dialogue i'll pay the bill" converts to " Mera bhi dede yaar..."!"

Saturday noon an Old man wid a Sexy Girl entered a Jewelery shop n chose a Ring worth 2 lacs for d Girl. Givin d Cheque he said he'd collect d Ring on Monday after d Cheque's cleared. Monday Jeweller called up d old man- There's no Money in ur Account! Old Man- I know, but can u imagine d Weekend I had !

Banta joins army, given AK 47. Puzzled, he asks Major, Sir! Ye bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?" Major: "kisi bhi taraf rakho faida desh ka hi hai.""

Q: Why are old men in nursing homes given Viagra? A: So they don't roll out of bed.

Sardars always study in front of a mirror bcoz 1) it helps in saving on revision time later! 2) he can keep a watch on himself! 3) he likes combined studies!

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Indian Govt. has decided to publish the photo of Mallika Sherawat on a postal stamp. The male population is now confused which side to lick

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a hippopotamus? A: One has a big mouth & a fat ass and the other one lives somewhere in Africa.