Husband (Complaining): You are so unresponsive, do you use cold cream between your legs ? Wife (Taunting): You must be using vanishing cream !!
Q: Whats a birth control pill? A: Its the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
Ek bus me 32 Marwari ja rahe the, achanak bus me BUM fata 32 k 32 Marwari mar gaye. POSTMORTEM REPORT:- 2 Ki mout BUM fatane se hui baki sab ki GAND fatane se!
TEACHER : Ye batao Hath me kitni Unglia hoti hai? BANTA : Ji 6. TEACHER : Oye Murkh, tujhe kitni baar kaha hai ki CHADDI me Haath dal ke mat Gina kar..!
NEW Mastercard Advertisement- Call Girl: Rs.5,000/- Hotel Room: Rs.2,000/- Condom:Rs.10/- ERECTION..? Dude. . There r Sum things Money just Can't Buy. .!!
In the Morning after her Suhaag Raat, Aishwarya comes to Amitabh, smiles & gifts him a Cadbury Chocolate. Amitabh: Yeh kis liye? Ash: Apka Pappu Paas Ho Gaya!!
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