A wise old Botanist pointed out that penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted.
Survey -Women who sleep on their sides r Sensitive, who sleep on their stomach r Competent, who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR!!
Ek randikhane mein achanak raid padi. Police sabhi randiyon ko line se khada kiya. Usi waqt ek buddhiya wahan se guzar rahi thi. Usne ek ladki se poochha kya hua? Ladki boli: Aam baant rahein hain!" Amma bhi line mein aa gayi. Jab uski baari aayi policewala poochha: "Kya amma? Tum bhi?" Amma: "Beta buzurg hoon toh kya? Choos toh sakti hoon!""
Don't take things in wrong sense When: >Dr. says take off ur clothes. >dentist says open wide. >interior decorator says once its in u'll love it. >bankeDubai number Sonu 00971 5 04244198 also if farah wants to call kundan jewr over can call him here my mom wil be here knows him too our landline is 26r says if u take out soon u'll loose interest. >telephone guy says wud u like it on table or against d wall...485799 also can use driuer
Great People Like Us Work On The Principle Of Rockets, Not That We Aim For The Skies, But We Dont Start Performing Unless Our Arse Is On Fire. ;-)
Why do women wear underwear? ...................................................... Because State law says all manholes must be covered, when not in use!
Mallika Sherawat ne baba Ramdev ji se pucha ke me nahate samay kya lagaun ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe? Baba ne kaha- CHITKANI !
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