Bipin's SMS Jokes

SARDAR-roz roz palak ki sabzi khake tang aa gaya hu . SARDARNI- palak mein iron hota hai, SARDAR- to kya meri gand me se sariya nikal ke hi dam legi..

The month of May is United Nations Breast Awareness Month. We are already 'aware' because we stare. We Stare because 'We Care'. Have a nice day:-D

Sardar ji apko garmi lagi to kya karenge ? Sardar: Cooler ke aage baith jaunga. Phir bhi garmi lage to ? Sardar cooler on kar lunga...



Ek Raat Bijli Chali Gayi. Sardar :Oye, kam se kam Fan to Chalao. Sardarani:Kar Di Na Sardaro wali Baat Fan On Karenge to Candle Nai Bujh Jayegi?

Santa to hotel manager: jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se jaan dena chahti hai. Manager: what can i do? santa: abe kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi..

Why did Jesus never have sex? Because every time he touched a cut, it healed..

A hangover is nothing but revenge of the grapes.First we hold them by their balls and squeeze out their brains.Then they do the same....

Like IPL if there was an ISL (Indian Sex league) then what would be the name of the teams.............? 1)Hydrabad Hardcore Humpers 2)Chennai Superdicks 3)Kolkata Nightfuckers 4)Rajastan Pussies 5)Punjab Rammers XI 6)Mumbai Lesbians 7)Delhi Daredrillers 8)Banglore Royal Strippers

An old couple at a candle-light dinner. Wife, It's so romantic I can feel the warmth in my breasts!" Husband "Of course you can they are hanging in ur soup !""

Santa ki shaadi ek Nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur sunao Santa, kaisi nibha rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak Sister na kaho, bolti hi nahin.

3 Ladies saw a Dog scruwing Bitch Violntly. Doc Wife: Wow! they r enjoing Life Lawrs Wf: No its Rape ! ArmyOffcr wf: Lagta hai Kutta Vacation pe Ghar aya hai..

Wife to naked husband : 'Why r u walking around naked ?D neighbours can c ur thing!' Husband : So what ? Wife: 'They'll think.. i married u only4 ur money.'

This is one of d best msg that i have ever come across... Life is beautiful* * Conditions apply......

AIDS Awareness Slogans Cover-Ur-Stump B4 U Pump" "Dont-B-Silly! Protect Ur Lully" "Dont-B-A-Fool Condomize Ur Tool"!! Fwd 2 all Careless Fuckerz."

Santa Undergone English Speaking Course. 1 Day He Went To Shopkeeper N Said-'Plz Giv Me Sum Broken Money To Climb On Gurudwara. . . . . . . . . . . .

When you touch & feel,its DESIRE. When you don't touch & still feel,its LOVE. When u touch & don't feel, then its PARALYSIS final stage.

Santa was pissing when girl saw his huge penis & said naughtilyWow I would like2hv that.Santa:Go n get a glass quickly Im about To finish!"

Santa roz wife ko sex k waqt kehta : Or Tight kar ! Achhe se Tight kar.! Wife : ek din gusse se.! Bahar jaa ke ganne ke juice ki machine me dal le.

Lambi Umar ke liye kya karna chahiye ? Ans = Shaadi . Us se kya Zindagi Lambi ho jati hai ? Ans = Nahi Lambi lagne lagti hai....!

Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs nd hugs her mother-Times have changed Mum. I'm Dating Reena. Give me candles !!""

Q. Why was the maths lady teacher depressed after she married a Prince? A. She realized not every ruler has 12 inches....!!

A Nun 2 Mother Superior: I hav been raped.Mother: Take A Pinch Of Chillies Nun:Wil It Tk Care Of Evrythin? Motherr:NO, BT IT WIL TAKE D FUCKING SMILE OFF UR FACE""

Doctor:How can u say that ur wife has 2 holes in her ass? Santa: whenever i and banta go 2 party with her, people say here comes preeto with 2 ass-holes !!