Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Bipin's SMS Jokes - Jun 08

CAT EXAM QUESTION- A MAD MAN SHUTS THE DOOR & RAPES A GIRL. How do u describe dis event in 3 words? Answer- Nut bolts and screws!!

A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her....... Girl said:Wat are u doing? Sardar:B.Com from khalsa college,Chandigarh!!!

ONLY 10% men have brains..Rest have wives!

HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE WATCHING A BOXING MATCH. HUSBAND SAYS, HOW DISGUSTING, IT WAS ALL OVER IN FOUR MINUTES FLAT. WIFE SAYS, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!""

Why are condoms transparent? So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted. Ha ha ha

Suhaagraat par dulhe ne dulhan ko 'Munh Dikhaae' ke 1 lakh rupaye diye to dulhan hairaan ho kar boli, ya allah......... kitne aadmi hain ?" <$>"

Sardar make a call 2 airport. Asked How long is d journey from Punjab 2 America?"
Receptionist: 1 secnd sir. Sardar Disconects N Says Sali Pi Ke bethi Hai..."

Bete ne Baap ko Viagra di. Baap-ye kya? Beta-Achi lage to mere takiye k niche 100/- rakh dena. subah 600/-mile. Bap-Maine 100 hi rakhe the,500 teri ma ne diye.

Husband apne sasural me biwi se- chalo aaj sex karte hai, biwi- nahi ye papa ka ghar hai, husband- to behan ki lodi mere baap ka ghar kya randi khana hai.!

What is the similarity between men n clouds? Sooner or later they both fuck off n ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY AGAIN.

What is HEAVEN ? -Thousands of girls & barrels of beer. What is HELL ? -When you come to know that the barrels have holes & the girls don't.

Wife hinting husband 4 a new MERC 500SEL 4 her bday,says: Dear buy me something dat goes 0 to 100 in 4 seconds''? Husband gifted her a Weighing Scale."

A black baby was given wings by God. He asked God, Does this mean Iam an angel now? God laughed and said, Nigga please, . . . You are a bat!!

If adam and eve were chinese, v would still b in paradise! Guess y? Bcoz they would have ignored the apple And eaten the snake

Responses during sex_a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8...b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now..c) WIFE - I thik d ceiling needs painting

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