joke of the week:- Sardar1:-I spoke to Sania Mirza yesterday on the phone. Sardar2:- Thats great. What did she say? Sardar1:- Wrong number.
Life is a little chutiyapanti & we r all chutiyas, when we find sumone whose chutiyagiri is at par wid ours, we fall into mutual gandmasti & call it Friendship!
Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan Bhains ka doodh aata he,Malaika sherawat ka nahi.
Why do most women sleep in the afternoon? So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance..
Arz kiya hai- Rajwade me ud rahe the ghode, Rajwade me ud rahe the ghode, Dhyan se kya padh raha hai LAUDE" kabhi dekhe hai udte huve ghode.."
The Liberated Woman of Today walks in Prada, wears Gucci, keeps time with a Cartier, drives a Merc And thinks that Cooking and Fucking are two cities in China!
This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 35. Can you believe it ? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees , and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast , dont they ?
A sardar prays for 2 hrs daily hey VaheGuru mere lottery lagade." After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appears n says."Abe Sardar 1 bar ticket to le..!""
Corporate concept : Ultimate way2get relief fm stressClose ur eyes Take a long Breath Settle down just relax...then say MAA CHUDAAO...""
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