If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. So be careful
THOUGHT OF THE DAY- Women always need a reason 2 have sex... whereas Men r not like that... They just need a place...
If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. So be careful
Height of confidence. Once ten boys decided to propose a girl. Nine boys came with rose, but one boy came with a condom. . That's confidence.....!
Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the first time. Sardar1 opens the bread, looks inside, feels embarassed n asks Sardar 2, Which part of the dog did u get""
A scientist developd a bra that stops womans boobs bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. DONT PANIC- WE HV KILLED THE BASTARD
Why are Vegetarian women silent during sex.?" That's because they are in a state of Shock that a piece of meat can give so much pleasure."
Old Man kneeling by bed. Wife says What are you prayin for?" Husbnd says "guidance". Wife says "pray for stiffnes and i'll guide it myself"."
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