Man finds magic lamp, rubs it and a genie appears Make a wish my lord" MAN: "Make my PENIS touch the ground". Genie smiled and cut both his legs!"
American says:Indians r backwrd in sex technology.Angry Indian started shaking his body. American:Why r y u shaking?Indian-I'm fucking my wife thru bluetooth !
Man went to Gb road. Pimp ne whores k nam Cars k nam pe rakhay thay. Bola, Konsi chahiye?" Honda 5000 Corolla 4000 Baleno 2000 beetel 100 Man ordred beetel & was shocked to C a 'HIJRRA. Ye kia hai? Sir beetel ka engine peechay hota hai na"
How do you make your wife scream after orgasm? Well, wipe your dick with curtain !!
Santa was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. He puts his hand on girlfriends knee. She smiles & says: u can go further. So santa drives to shimla!
The saddest part of a Man's body are his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to :- - - - HANG TILL DEATH""
Joke of the Century: Teacher asked Sardar If U dial 001 then what will happen?" Sardar: "Police Jeep will come in Reverse Gear.!"..."
Sardarni: I am pregnant.. Sardar:Main to ek saal se England me tha! Sardarni:Aapka photo tha na ji! Sardar:Jhoot mat bol,photo to kamar tak hi tha...
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