What did the bride do when she found out her Husband was a Gay ? She Turned Around and Took it like a Man.... ;-)
Doctor to lady:u r looking so weak and exhausted,Are u properly taking 3 Meals in a day as i had advised? lady:Oh my GOD! I heard 3 Males"
Bad- Ur girl leaves u WORSE- 4 anothr girl Bad- ur children r sexually active WORSE- Wid each other! Bad- U find porn movie in ur sons room WORSE- U r in it!
AFTER ROBBING D BANK, ROBBER 2 CLERK:Did u see me robbing? clerk:yes.robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk.did u?2nd clerk:no,but my wife hd seen u.
A man explained Inflation to his Wife:When we married,U measured 36-24-36 Now U are 42-42-42 There's more of U But..U R not worth as much.
Two GUYS talking - If I tell you I slept with your wife are we still buddies ?" "Nope!" "Friends?" "Nope!" "Enemies?" "Nope!" "Then what are we?" "EVEN..!""
A man's aim in life shud be 654321 6> Six digit salary 5> Five room house 4> Four wheel vehicle 3> Three weeks holiday 2> Two cute Girlfriends 1> Dumb Wife"
In America,they held a poll on - How many woman want to sleep with Bill Clinton" 4% said- YES 3% said- NO & 93% said OH NOT AGAIN..."
Monday, August 18, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Bipin's SMS Jokes - Jul 08
Great thougts - V can be doctor & save lives, V can be lawyer & defend lives, V can be soldier & protect lives or. simply be Horny and create lives...
Santa-Kal mene apni wife di yad bhulan vaste sharab di bottle da sahara lita Banta-Te fir ki hoya Santa-Bhenchod lulli bottle wich Fas gai
Ek dr. k clinic k aage lambi line thi. Ek sardar bar-bar line mein ghusta log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete sardar;lage raho salo main bhi clinic nahin kholounga.
sardar proposed girl wid romantic poetry! Kutta mar gya razai vich Main pagal haan teri judai wich Muh te machar bay ni sakda Sardar tere bin reh ni sakda.
Srdrni:kaha tha na, condom ki jagah rumaal nahi use karna.Ab rumaal andar reh gaya. Srdr:positive THINKING rakhh! bachcha pagdi pehenke aayega
Tragedy of life: 1. Nice women r ugly. 2. Sexy women r not nice. 3. Sexy and nice women r married. 4. Sexy, nice and unmarried women r LESBIANS!! SHIT...
A strapless BIKINI's like a Coalition Govt. While some people marvel at what is holding it up,others wish it wud fall soon & everything would get EXPOSED!
Dr: sex karte waqt tum apne pati ka face dekhti ho? Lady:1 bar dekha tha,wo bahut gusse me they. Dr:Q? Lady:wo muje khidki se dekh rahe the...
Shopkeeper- This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Sardar- You see I am not interested in the morality of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
3 Sardars talking abt Aids 1srdr:Mai to condom k bina karta nahi 2srdr:Mai 2 ungali me bi condom penta hu 3srdr:Mai 2 risk nahi leta Padosi se karwata hu
Sardarni : oye ji, Sunte ho, utho utho, raat ke 2 baje hai. Sardar : kyu uthaya mujhe. Sardarni : Aap nind ki goli Lena to bhul hi gaye.
A husband & wife were not talking to each other, so he left her a note Wake me up at 5 am." In the morning he woke up at 9 & saw a note: "Its 5 am get up!""
Management guru : Give an example of COMPLETE BUSINESS FAILURE DUE TO NEGLIGENCE? STUDENT:A PREGNANT PROSTITUTE..!"
Sardarji was irritated of jokes made on him. He goes to his wife and says Tell me one joke in which i am not involved". Wife:- "I am Pregnant..""
Santa-Kal mene apni wife di yad bhulan vaste sharab di bottle da sahara lita Banta-Te fir ki hoya Santa-Bhenchod lulli bottle wich Fas gai
Ek dr. k clinic k aage lambi line thi. Ek sardar bar-bar line mein ghusta log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete sardar;lage raho salo main bhi clinic nahin kholounga.
sardar proposed girl wid romantic poetry! Kutta mar gya razai vich Main pagal haan teri judai wich Muh te machar bay ni sakda Sardar tere bin reh ni sakda.
Srdrni:kaha tha na, condom ki jagah rumaal nahi use karna.Ab rumaal andar reh gaya. Srdr:positive THINKING rakhh! bachcha pagdi pehenke aayega
Tragedy of life: 1. Nice women r ugly. 2. Sexy women r not nice. 3. Sexy and nice women r married. 4. Sexy, nice and unmarried women r LESBIANS!! SHIT...
A strapless BIKINI's like a Coalition Govt. While some people marvel at what is holding it up,others wish it wud fall soon & everything would get EXPOSED!
Dr: sex karte waqt tum apne pati ka face dekhti ho? Lady:1 bar dekha tha,wo bahut gusse me they. Dr:Q? Lady:wo muje khidki se dekh rahe the...
Shopkeeper- This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Sardar- You see I am not interested in the morality of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
3 Sardars talking abt Aids 1srdr:Mai to condom k bina karta nahi 2srdr:Mai 2 ungali me bi condom penta hu 3srdr:Mai 2 risk nahi leta Padosi se karwata hu
Sardarni : oye ji, Sunte ho, utho utho, raat ke 2 baje hai. Sardar : kyu uthaya mujhe. Sardarni : Aap nind ki goli Lena to bhul hi gaye.
A husband & wife were not talking to each other, so he left her a note Wake me up at 5 am." In the morning he woke up at 9 & saw a note: "Its 5 am get up!""
Management guru : Give an example of COMPLETE BUSINESS FAILURE DUE TO NEGLIGENCE? STUDENT:A PREGNANT PROSTITUTE..!"
Sardarji was irritated of jokes made on him. He goes to his wife and says Tell me one joke in which i am not involved". Wife:- "I am Pregnant..""
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Bipin's SMS Jokes - Jun 08
CAT EXAM QUESTION- A MAD MAN SHUTS THE DOOR & RAPES A GIRL. How do u describe dis event in 3 words? Answer- Nut bolts and screws!!
A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her....... Girl said:Wat are u doing? Sardar:B.Com from khalsa college,Chandigarh!!!
ONLY 10% men have brains..Rest have wives!
HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE WATCHING A BOXING MATCH. HUSBAND SAYS, HOW DISGUSTING, IT WAS ALL OVER IN FOUR MINUTES FLAT. WIFE SAYS, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!""
Why are condoms transparent? So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted. Ha ha ha
Suhaagraat par dulhe ne dulhan ko 'Munh Dikhaae' ke 1 lakh rupaye diye to dulhan hairaan ho kar boli, ya allah......... kitne aadmi hain ?" <$>"
Sardar make a call 2 airport. Asked How long is d journey from Punjab 2 America?"
Receptionist: 1 secnd sir. Sardar Disconects N Says Sali Pi Ke bethi Hai..."
Bete ne Baap ko Viagra di. Baap-ye kya? Beta-Achi lage to mere takiye k niche 100/- rakh dena. subah 600/-mile. Bap-Maine 100 hi rakhe the,500 teri ma ne diye.
Husband apne sasural me biwi se- chalo aaj sex karte hai, biwi- nahi ye papa ka ghar hai, husband- to behan ki lodi mere baap ka ghar kya randi khana hai.!
What is the similarity between men n clouds? Sooner or later they both fuck off n ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY AGAIN.
What is HEAVEN ? -Thousands of girls & barrels of beer. What is HELL ? -When you come to know that the barrels have holes & the girls don't.
Wife hinting husband 4 a new MERC 500SEL 4 her bday,says: Dear buy me something dat goes 0 to 100 in 4 seconds''? Husband gifted her a Weighing Scale."
A black baby was given wings by God. He asked God, Does this mean Iam an angel now? God laughed and said, Nigga please, . . . You are a bat!!
If adam and eve were chinese, v would still b in paradise! Guess y? Bcoz they would have ignored the apple And eaten the snake
Responses during sex_a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8...b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now..c) WIFE - I thik d ceiling needs painting
A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her....... Girl said:Wat are u doing? Sardar:B.Com from khalsa college,Chandigarh!!!
ONLY 10% men have brains..Rest have wives!
HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE WATCHING A BOXING MATCH. HUSBAND SAYS, HOW DISGUSTING, IT WAS ALL OVER IN FOUR MINUTES FLAT. WIFE SAYS, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!""
Why are condoms transparent? So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted. Ha ha ha
Suhaagraat par dulhe ne dulhan ko 'Munh Dikhaae' ke 1 lakh rupaye diye to dulhan hairaan ho kar boli, ya allah......... kitne aadmi hain ?" <$>"
Sardar make a call 2 airport. Asked How long is d journey from Punjab 2 America?"
Receptionist: 1 secnd sir. Sardar Disconects N Says Sali Pi Ke bethi Hai..."
Bete ne Baap ko Viagra di. Baap-ye kya? Beta-Achi lage to mere takiye k niche 100/- rakh dena. subah 600/-mile. Bap-Maine 100 hi rakhe the,500 teri ma ne diye.
Husband apne sasural me biwi se- chalo aaj sex karte hai, biwi- nahi ye papa ka ghar hai, husband- to behan ki lodi mere baap ka ghar kya randi khana hai.!
What is the similarity between men n clouds? Sooner or later they both fuck off n ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY AGAIN.
What is HEAVEN ? -Thousands of girls & barrels of beer. What is HELL ? -When you come to know that the barrels have holes & the girls don't.
Wife hinting husband 4 a new MERC 500SEL 4 her bday,says: Dear buy me something dat goes 0 to 100 in 4 seconds''? Husband gifted her a Weighing Scale."
A black baby was given wings by God. He asked God, Does this mean Iam an angel now? God laughed and said, Nigga please, . . . You are a bat!!
If adam and eve were chinese, v would still b in paradise! Guess y? Bcoz they would have ignored the apple And eaten the snake
Responses during sex_a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8...b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now..c) WIFE - I thik d ceiling needs painting
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Bipin's SMS Jokes
SARDAR-roz roz palak ki sabzi khake tang aa gaya hu . SARDARNI- palak mein iron hota hai, SARDAR- to kya meri gand me se sariya nikal ke hi dam legi..
The month of May is United Nations Breast Awareness Month. We are already 'aware' because we stare. We Stare because 'We Care'. Have a nice day:-D
Sardar ji apko garmi lagi to kya karenge ? Sardar: Cooler ke aage baith jaunga. Phir bhi garmi lage to ? Sardar cooler on kar lunga...
Ek Raat Bijli Chali Gayi. Sardar :Oye, kam se kam Fan to Chalao. Sardarani:Kar Di Na Sardaro wali Baat Fan On Karenge to Candle Nai Bujh Jayegi?
Santa to hotel manager: jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se jaan dena chahti hai. Manager: what can i do? santa: abe kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi..
Why did Jesus never have sex? Because every time he touched a cut, it healed..
A hangover is nothing but revenge of the grapes.First we hold them by their balls and squeeze out their brains.Then they do the same....
Like IPL if there was an ISL (Indian Sex league) then what would be the name of the teams.............? 1)Hydrabad Hardcore Humpers 2)Chennai Superdicks 3)Kolkata Nightfuckers 4)Rajastan Pussies 5)Punjab Rammers XI 6)Mumbai Lesbians 7)Delhi Daredrillers 8)Banglore Royal Strippers
An old couple at a candle-light dinner. Wife, It's so romantic I can feel the warmth in my breasts!" Husband "Of course you can they are hanging in ur soup !""
Santa ki shaadi ek Nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur sunao Santa, kaisi nibha rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak Sister na kaho, bolti hi nahin.
3 Ladies saw a Dog scruwing Bitch Violntly. Doc Wife: Wow! they r enjoing Life Lawrs Wf: No its Rape ! ArmyOffcr wf: Lagta hai Kutta Vacation pe Ghar aya hai..
Wife to naked husband : 'Why r u walking around naked ?D neighbours can c ur thing!' Husband : So what ? Wife: 'They'll think.. i married u only4 ur money.'
This is one of d best msg that i have ever come across... Life is beautiful* * Conditions apply......
AIDS Awareness Slogans Cover-Ur-Stump B4 U Pump" "Dont-B-Silly! Protect Ur Lully" "Dont-B-A-Fool Condomize Ur Tool"!! Fwd 2 all Careless Fuckerz."
Santa Undergone English Speaking Course. 1 Day He Went To Shopkeeper N Said-'Plz Giv Me Sum Broken Money To Climb On Gurudwara. . . . . . . . . . . .
When you touch & feel,its DESIRE. When you don't touch & still feel,its LOVE. When u touch & don't feel, then its PARALYSIS final stage.
Santa was pissing when girl saw his huge penis & said naughtilyWow I would like2hv that.Santa:Go n get a glass quickly Im about To finish!"
Santa roz wife ko sex k waqt kehta : Or Tight kar ! Achhe se Tight kar.! Wife : ek din gusse se.! Bahar jaa ke ganne ke juice ki machine me dal le.
Lambi Umar ke liye kya karna chahiye ? Ans = Shaadi . Us se kya Zindagi Lambi ho jati hai ? Ans = Nahi Lambi lagne lagti hai....!
Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs nd hugs her mother-Times have changed Mum. I'm Dating Reena. Give me candles !!""
Q. Why was the maths lady teacher depressed after she married a Prince? A. She realized not every ruler has 12 inches....!!
A Nun 2 Mother Superior: I hav been raped.Mother: Take A Pinch Of Chillies Nun:Wil It Tk Care Of Evrythin? Motherr:NO, BT IT WIL TAKE D FUCKING SMILE OFF UR FACE""
Doctor:How can u say that ur wife has 2 holes in her ass? Santa: whenever i and banta go 2 party with her, people say here comes preeto with 2 ass-holes !!
The month of May is United Nations Breast Awareness Month. We are already 'aware' because we stare. We Stare because 'We Care'. Have a nice day:-D
Sardar ji apko garmi lagi to kya karenge ? Sardar: Cooler ke aage baith jaunga. Phir bhi garmi lage to ? Sardar cooler on kar lunga...
Ek Raat Bijli Chali Gayi. Sardar :Oye, kam se kam Fan to Chalao. Sardarani:Kar Di Na Sardaro wali Baat Fan On Karenge to Candle Nai Bujh Jayegi?
Santa to hotel manager: jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se jaan dena chahti hai. Manager: what can i do? santa: abe kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi..
Why did Jesus never have sex? Because every time he touched a cut, it healed..
A hangover is nothing but revenge of the grapes.First we hold them by their balls and squeeze out their brains.Then they do the same....
Like IPL if there was an ISL (Indian Sex league) then what would be the name of the teams.............? 1)Hydrabad Hardcore Humpers 2)Chennai Superdicks 3)Kolkata Nightfuckers 4)Rajastan Pussies 5)Punjab Rammers XI 6)Mumbai Lesbians 7)Delhi Daredrillers 8)Banglore Royal Strippers
An old couple at a candle-light dinner. Wife, It's so romantic I can feel the warmth in my breasts!" Husband "Of course you can they are hanging in ur soup !""
Santa ki shaadi ek Nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur sunao Santa, kaisi nibha rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak Sister na kaho, bolti hi nahin.
3 Ladies saw a Dog scruwing Bitch Violntly. Doc Wife: Wow! they r enjoing Life Lawrs Wf: No its Rape ! ArmyOffcr wf: Lagta hai Kutta Vacation pe Ghar aya hai..
Wife to naked husband : 'Why r u walking around naked ?D neighbours can c ur thing!' Husband : So what ? Wife: 'They'll think.. i married u only4 ur money.'
This is one of d best msg that i have ever come across... Life is beautiful* * Conditions apply......
AIDS Awareness Slogans Cover-Ur-Stump B4 U Pump" "Dont-B-Silly! Protect Ur Lully" "Dont-B-A-Fool Condomize Ur Tool"!! Fwd 2 all Careless Fuckerz."
Santa Undergone English Speaking Course. 1 Day He Went To Shopkeeper N Said-'Plz Giv Me Sum Broken Money To Climb On Gurudwara. . . . . . . . . . . .
When you touch & feel,its DESIRE. When you don't touch & still feel,its LOVE. When u touch & don't feel, then its PARALYSIS final stage.
Santa was pissing when girl saw his huge penis & said naughtilyWow I would like2hv that.Santa:Go n get a glass quickly Im about To finish!"
Santa roz wife ko sex k waqt kehta : Or Tight kar ! Achhe se Tight kar.! Wife : ek din gusse se.! Bahar jaa ke ganne ke juice ki machine me dal le.
Lambi Umar ke liye kya karna chahiye ? Ans = Shaadi . Us se kya Zindagi Lambi ho jati hai ? Ans = Nahi Lambi lagne lagti hai....!
Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs nd hugs her mother-Times have changed Mum. I'm Dating Reena. Give me candles !!""
Q. Why was the maths lady teacher depressed after she married a Prince? A. She realized not every ruler has 12 inches....!!
A Nun 2 Mother Superior: I hav been raped.Mother: Take A Pinch Of Chillies Nun:Wil It Tk Care Of Evrythin? Motherr:NO, BT IT WIL TAKE D FUCKING SMILE OFF UR FACE""
Doctor:How can u say that ur wife has 2 holes in her ass? Santa: whenever i and banta go 2 party with her, people say here comes preeto with 2 ass-holes !!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Bipin's SMS Jokes
TEACHER class me apne BABY ko dudh pilate hue boli. OLE ALE-ALE MELA BETA dudh p k Doctr banega. Santa-madam thoda hme bhi pila do,hum campounder hi bn jayenge.
Define true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes!!!
Girl: Hw do u get a baby? Mom: Wn Papa puts his thing between my legs. Girl: But last night I saw him put it in ur mouth. Mom: Oh,that's how I get my jewellery.
A famous quote: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.". No wonder so many HUSBAND'S are speechless in front of their WIVES !!"
Sardar 2 his Wife: My frend told me dat he has fuckd every woman in our buildng excpt one. Wife:"It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional.!"
Just a thought: Whats the difference between your Wife and your Girlfriend? Nothing! Both will screw your happiness and still you'll ask for more.
Sardarni walking on road with her top open, & right BOOB hanging out. Cop asks her: What is this? Sardarni realises: Hai rabba! Munna BUS me hi reh gaya..
Ek ladki bina sex karay sardar se paise le ke bhag gayi. Sardar ne paper me ad diya: ek ladki kad 5'3'', Rang-Gora,Naam- SALMAA, jise mile chod le! Prepaid hai.
She Offered him Honour He Honoured her Offer And then....the whole night, in Honour of her Offer, he was Onher & Offher. . !
Q. Why do women have foreheads? A. So men have a place to kiss them after a blowjob.
Shashi to big b- mere paas bangla bank balance gaadi hai, big b to shashi- mere pass bhi bank balance bangla hai aur gaadi hai, shashi - toh phir maa kiske paas hai?
Once dere was a mirror dat killed any1 who lied FRENCH: I think I dont smoke, (died) AMERICAN: I think I love my wife, (died) SARDAR: I think.. (died)
JOK:Q: What is a wedding tragedy? A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Sardarji's Son: Dad, I just had sex for d 1st time! Dad says congrats, getting 2 beers out of fridge, any question son? Son: Yeah, how long will my ass pain.???
Doc ne Santa k 1 Goti nikali aur Onion fit kiya, after 1 Month Doc: koi taklif ? Santa:mutate waqt aankhe jalti hai, lekin Biwi ko fits aani band ho gaye hai.
Banta to wife : It is shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I have Sex at HOME only! Wife:Thank god I am not.
Long ago, A person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. were called saints! But now they r called 'husbands.!'
First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky mine's still alive.""
Famous Chinese wisdom for men : Always marry a woman with tiny hands, it makes your tiny little cock look bigger...! :-)
After intense sex RAJPUT said to lady : Mazo koni aayo thari koi breast koni tharo hole bhi chhoto hai" Lady : "Banna ji manne sidho to karlo....""
Man:Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?Dr: 3 mths normal style,Next 3 dog style & Last 3 wolf style.Man:How do wolves do it?Dr:Sleep near the hole & howl!
Jinn:Hukm aka? Man:Gharse dubai tak road banao. Jinn:Mushkil hai,aur koi kam? Man:Wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao. Jinn:Road single banani hai ya double?
Holi mubarak aur bhagwan aapki pichkari ka pressure banaye rakhe
Sardar having a rash on his dick goes to the doctor... Doctor: Does it burn ??? Sardar: I don't know ... Never tried to light it ...
SOMETIMES When U cry, No one sees ur tears. When ur worried no one sees ur pain. When ur happy no one sees ur smile. Try farting, n c the attention u get
A Couple was sitng in Grden,Sudnly a Dog n Bitch start Kissing each othr Boy-Janu agar Tum Bura n Mano to Mein bhi? Grl-Ok par Smbhalkar Kutiya kaat na le.
Just got a great health tip !! There's no reason to fear menopause.. It's the eggs that expire.. Not the hen !!
Question: why do marawadis watch xxx movies in rewind mode? Answr:they get excited when they see the prostitutes returning the money.
Why does 'doggy style' become so popular among couples after 8 - 10 yrs of marriage ?Simply because,when they are at it,she can read her book & he can watch tv.
Define true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes!!!
Girl: Hw do u get a baby? Mom: Wn Papa puts his thing between my legs. Girl: But last night I saw him put it in ur mouth. Mom: Oh,that's how I get my jewellery.
A famous quote: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.". No wonder so many HUSBAND'S are speechless in front of their WIVES !!"
Sardar 2 his Wife: My frend told me dat he has fuckd every woman in our buildng excpt one. Wife:"It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional.!"
Just a thought: Whats the difference between your Wife and your Girlfriend? Nothing! Both will screw your happiness and still you'll ask for more.
Sardarni walking on road with her top open, & right BOOB hanging out. Cop asks her: What is this? Sardarni realises: Hai rabba! Munna BUS me hi reh gaya..
Ek ladki bina sex karay sardar se paise le ke bhag gayi. Sardar ne paper me ad diya: ek ladki kad 5'3'', Rang-Gora,Naam- SALMAA, jise mile chod le! Prepaid hai.
She Offered him Honour He Honoured her Offer And then....the whole night, in Honour of her Offer, he was Onher & Offher. . !
Q. Why do women have foreheads? A. So men have a place to kiss them after a blowjob.
Shashi to big b- mere paas bangla bank balance gaadi hai, big b to shashi- mere pass bhi bank balance bangla hai aur gaadi hai, shashi - toh phir maa kiske paas hai?
Once dere was a mirror dat killed any1 who lied FRENCH: I think I dont smoke, (died) AMERICAN: I think I love my wife, (died) SARDAR: I think.. (died)
JOK:Q: What is a wedding tragedy? A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Sardarji's Son: Dad, I just had sex for d 1st time! Dad says congrats, getting 2 beers out of fridge, any question son? Son: Yeah, how long will my ass pain.???
Doc ne Santa k 1 Goti nikali aur Onion fit kiya, after 1 Month Doc: koi taklif ? Santa:mutate waqt aankhe jalti hai, lekin Biwi ko fits aani band ho gaye hai.
Banta to wife : It is shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I have Sex at HOME only! Wife:Thank god I am not.
Long ago, A person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. were called saints! But now they r called 'husbands.!'
First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky mine's still alive.""
Famous Chinese wisdom for men : Always marry a woman with tiny hands, it makes your tiny little cock look bigger...! :-)
After intense sex RAJPUT said to lady : Mazo koni aayo thari koi breast koni tharo hole bhi chhoto hai" Lady : "Banna ji manne sidho to karlo....""
Man:Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?Dr: 3 mths normal style,Next 3 dog style & Last 3 wolf style.Man:How do wolves do it?Dr:Sleep near the hole & howl!
Jinn:Hukm aka? Man:Gharse dubai tak road banao. Jinn:Mushkil hai,aur koi kam? Man:Wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao. Jinn:Road single banani hai ya double?
Holi mubarak aur bhagwan aapki pichkari ka pressure banaye rakhe
Sardar having a rash on his dick goes to the doctor... Doctor: Does it burn ??? Sardar: I don't know ... Never tried to light it ...
SOMETIMES When U cry, No one sees ur tears. When ur worried no one sees ur pain. When ur happy no one sees ur smile. Try farting, n c the attention u get
A Couple was sitng in Grden,Sudnly a Dog n Bitch start Kissing each othr Boy-Janu agar Tum Bura n Mano to Mein bhi? Grl-Ok par Smbhalkar Kutiya kaat na le.
Just got a great health tip !! There's no reason to fear menopause.. It's the eggs that expire.. Not the hen !!
Question: why do marawadis watch xxx movies in rewind mode? Answr:they get excited when they see the prostitutes returning the money.
Why does 'doggy style' become so popular among couples after 8 - 10 yrs of marriage ?Simply because,when they are at it,she can read her book & he can watch tv.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Bipin's SMS Jokes
During war a soldier sees 2 nuns on enemy side & says I wnt revenge & removs pants. Young nun requests PL SPARE OLDER NUN. Older nun: SHUT UP Bitch,WAR IS WAR
Mobile ko kabhi peechey ki pocket mai mat rakhna, battary fategi to Bund fatt jayegi, log haath se bund dhote hein or aap Bund se hath dho Baithogey @@@.
GRAMMAR TEACHER: PRAKASH BEER NAHI PEETA HAI". IS SENTENCE MEIN PRAKASH KYA HAI? STUDENT: MADAM PRAKASH CHUTIYA HAI."
Latest blockbuster movie SAARE ZAMEEN PAR" premier on BSE and NSE directed produced & acted by Ambani brothers. P0wer 0n Current Gone!"
GRAMMAR TEACHER: RAMESH BEER NAHI PEETA HAI". IS SENTENCE MEIN RAMESH KYA HAI? STUDENT: MADAM RAMESH CHUTIYA HAI."
Latest blockbuster movie SAARE ZAMEEN PAR" premier on BSE and NSE directed produced & acted by Ambani brothers. P0wer 0n Current Gone!"
Sardar: will u marry me? Girl: sorry im a lesbian... Sardar: wats a lesbian? Girl: I like 2 have sex only with girls... Sardar: De taali.. even im a lesbian.
I had vodka wid water.. I felt drunk.. I had whiskey n water.. I felt drunk.. I had rum n water.. I felt drunk.. I swear I wont drink water again...
Girl enters a sex shop,asks-Where are th vibrators? CLERK:Over there mam.Girl:How much for this big red one? CLERK:Sorry madam,that is a fire extinguisher
Utho aalsiyon or desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . . . . . Achcha aap ho kya? sorry sorry aap to wapas so jao.usi me desh ka bhala hai :-) good morning.
Self motivation and a commitment to excel are key traits to success. Never let yesterday's regrets overshadow tomorrow's dreams. Have a great day.:-)
Santa became soldier. His Major said:Santa we are surrounded from all sides by enemies" Santa :"Excellent Sir! We can attack in any direction"."
Bus chali, Jhatka laga, 1 sardar1 ladki pe ja gira,Ladki boli:battmeej kya kar rhe ho. Sardar bola:Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com.Kar raha hu.
Two Gay Men talking: 1st: Hi sexy. Wanna have sex? 2nd: Sure. Your place or mine? 1st: YOURS! Mine is sore.. :)
Santa: What is ur opinion about women ? Banta:They all are sex objects. Santa: How come? Banta:Whenever I want to have sex, they object...!!
Working Towards Success You Will Become Master Of It, But, Working Towards Satisfaction Makes You A Legend Of It. Good morning n Have A Great Day.
Baari Barsi khattan gya c, khatt k leyandi Hello.. Je sms nai karne taan.... mobile CHITRAAN ch lai lo....
Man to his wife on her Birthday..you can have sex for 1 hour the way u want. Wife jumps kisses him & runs out saying..I'll be back in an hour
* Santa in Bangkok 2a Prost- Hw much For a Hand Job ? Prost- 500 Do U Won it ? Snta- No, I Wanted to know, Hw much I'L b Saving by doing my self. . .
Besides many reasons such as hygiene, social & erotic, there is one more interesting reason for being circumcised... Women GRAB anything with 20% off ...!
Foren return Santa to wife- main New Zealand vich mundayan nal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy kiti. Wife-main v pind vich mundya nal MANJI jumping khub enjoy kiti..
Laugh so hard tat even sorrow smiles at u! Live life so well tat even death loves to see u live! Fight so hard tat even fate accepts its defeat.Gudmorn :-)
Woman sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi darling..! Lets have some fun.. Woman angrily : How dare U! Beggar: Then What r U doing on my BED??
A SARDAR USED TO GO TO COLLEGE ALONG WITH HIS DOG A FEW YEARS LATER SARDAR GOES TO THE COLLEGE ALONE BECAUSE DOG HAD GRADUATED
Santa became soldier. His Major said:Santa we are surrounded from all sides by enemies" Santa :"Excellent Sir! We can attack in any direction"."
2 NURSES discuss their FIRST NIGHT. 1st: First WE did MOUTH to MOUTH RESPIRATION, then CARDIAC MASSAGE then CATHETERISATION. & U? 2nd: Oh! I just had an ENEMA!.
A woman to doctor my hub is never intrsd in sex". Doc-take these pills one for a day".At home she puts 1 pill in his tea and they had sex tht night next"
Gabbar:Kitne Admi the. Sambha:Srdar 2 Gb:Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote hai? Smb:Srdar 2 1 ke bad ata hai. Gab:Or 2 k pehle? Smb:2 k pehle 1 ata hai. Gabbr:To beech me kon ata hai?
Samb:Bichme koi nahi ata. Gab:To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:2 1 k bad hi a skta he, Qki 2 1 se bada hai. Gab:2 1 se Kitna bada hai? Samb:2 1 se 1 bada hai? Gab:agar 2 1 se 1 bada he to ek 1 se kitna bada hai? Smb:Srdar,mene apka namak khaya he.Muje Goli mardo
Wife: I went 2 the doc. 2day & he said I hv breasts of a 25 yr old." Husband: "What did he say about the 50 yr old ass?" Wife: "We didnt talk about u. at all.""
Shadi me santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha. Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge? Santa: main to khud kha kha ke dukhi hu par card me likha tha LUNCH: 12pm-3pm.
Women think they're Clever because they can Fake Orgasms ! Big Deal ! We Men, can fake a whole Fucking relationship... for just an orgasm.
A person tired & down bcoz of life's trials & hardships asked God Why so many mountains & hills to climb in life? God replied "For u to have a better view"
V oftn don't express our feelings 4 da fear of losing a relatnship, but da fact remains dat we loose a beautiful relatnship by nt expressing dem!!good morning
Kamvali bai ko 1din condom mila, Malkin: yeh kya hai? MALKIN Tere ghar me SEX nai karte? Bai: Karte hai par itna nai karte ki lund Ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Sardar attend a bio practical exam Exmnr :Tell the bird name by seeing leg Sardar: I dont know Examnr: U fail...Wats ur name? Sardar :See my leg n tel my name.
Height of Sexuality_ A nude woman climbing the leaning Tower of Pisa.. and the Tower becoming 'straight'...!!
Sex karo daily, agar wo mil jaye akeli,agar na mile akeli to pakad lo usaki saheli, agar n mile saheli to zindabad hatheli,but enjoy daily.....
A very old couple decided 2 do Sex. Buddhi; daal diya kya? Budha: haan daal diya. Buddhi: achha to phir AAAHH ""
ogress, the son replied- mom's dead aunt in hospital maid's pregnant my ass hurt's and dad is running naked in garden yelling tommy tommy...."
Banta: Yaar ek masla khada ho gaya hai. Santa: Yaar Itna kyon masla jo sala khada hi ho gaya
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life...
A blone goes to dry cleaner & asks to have her sweater cleaned. The attendant dosen't hear her correctly & says, Come again?" Blonde blushes slightly & giggles: "Oh no its just mustard this time.""
A motorist hit a sparow He took d unconscious bird n put in cage with bread n water. Bird wakes up, looks around n screams, AILA JAIL! Gadiwala mar gaya kya?""
HUSBAND-Chalo, tumse Shaadi karke mujhe ek to bahut Fayda hua. WIFE-Koun sa Fayda? HUSBAND-Mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi.
Bhagt-Hey GOD kya aap meri sharab chhudwa doge? Bhagwan- Kiyon nahi beta? Bhagt-Toh meri 14 Bottles Barnala Police Station me jabt hai woh chhudwa do?
Indian compny got the order for makng 16 condoms frm russians. Employee-sir it is to embaress us. Boss-no problm complete the ordr and mark as small size!;-)"
Q: Why do men pay way more for car insurance? A: Because women can't get blow jobs while driving.
Mobile ko kabhi peechey ki pocket mai mat rakhna, battary fategi to Bund fatt jayegi, log haath se bund dhote hein or aap Bund se hath dho Baithogey @@@.
GRAMMAR TEACHER: PRAKASH BEER NAHI PEETA HAI". IS SENTENCE MEIN PRAKASH KYA HAI? STUDENT: MADAM PRAKASH CHUTIYA HAI."
Latest blockbuster movie SAARE ZAMEEN PAR" premier on BSE and NSE directed produced & acted by Ambani brothers. P0wer 0n Current Gone!"
GRAMMAR TEACHER: RAMESH BEER NAHI PEETA HAI". IS SENTENCE MEIN RAMESH KYA HAI? STUDENT: MADAM RAMESH CHUTIYA HAI."
Latest blockbuster movie SAARE ZAMEEN PAR" premier on BSE and NSE directed produced & acted by Ambani brothers. P0wer 0n Current Gone!"
Sardar: will u marry me? Girl: sorry im a lesbian... Sardar: wats a lesbian? Girl: I like 2 have sex only with girls... Sardar: De taali.. even im a lesbian.
I had vodka wid water.. I felt drunk.. I had whiskey n water.. I felt drunk.. I had rum n water.. I felt drunk.. I swear I wont drink water again...
Girl enters a sex shop,asks-Where are th vibrators? CLERK:Over there mam.Girl:How much for this big red one? CLERK:Sorry madam,that is a fire extinguisher
Utho aalsiyon or desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . . . . . Achcha aap ho kya? sorry sorry aap to wapas so jao.usi me desh ka bhala hai :-) good morning.
Self motivation and a commitment to excel are key traits to success. Never let yesterday's regrets overshadow tomorrow's dreams. Have a great day.:-)
Santa became soldier. His Major said:Santa we are surrounded from all sides by enemies" Santa :"Excellent Sir! We can attack in any direction"."
Bus chali, Jhatka laga, 1 sardar1 ladki pe ja gira,Ladki boli:battmeej kya kar rhe ho. Sardar bola:Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com.Kar raha hu.
Two Gay Men talking: 1st: Hi sexy. Wanna have sex? 2nd: Sure. Your place or mine? 1st: YOURS! Mine is sore.. :)
Santa: What is ur opinion about women ? Banta:They all are sex objects. Santa: How come? Banta:Whenever I want to have sex, they object...!!
Working Towards Success You Will Become Master Of It, But, Working Towards Satisfaction Makes You A Legend Of It. Good morning n Have A Great Day.
Baari Barsi khattan gya c, khatt k leyandi Hello.. Je sms nai karne taan.... mobile CHITRAAN ch lai lo....
Man to his wife on her Birthday..you can have sex for 1 hour the way u want. Wife jumps kisses him & runs out saying..I'll be back in an hour
* Santa in Bangkok 2a Prost- Hw much For a Hand Job ? Prost- 500 Do U Won it ? Snta- No, I Wanted to know, Hw much I'L b Saving by doing my self. . .
Besides many reasons such as hygiene, social & erotic, there is one more interesting reason for being circumcised... Women GRAB anything with 20% off ...!
Foren return Santa to wife- main New Zealand vich mundayan nal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy kiti. Wife-main v pind vich mundya nal MANJI jumping khub enjoy kiti..
Laugh so hard tat even sorrow smiles at u! Live life so well tat even death loves to see u live! Fight so hard tat even fate accepts its defeat.Gudmorn :-)
Woman sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi darling..! Lets have some fun.. Woman angrily : How dare U! Beggar: Then What r U doing on my BED??
A SARDAR USED TO GO TO COLLEGE ALONG WITH HIS DOG A FEW YEARS LATER SARDAR GOES TO THE COLLEGE ALONE BECAUSE DOG HAD GRADUATED
Santa became soldier. His Major said:Santa we are surrounded from all sides by enemies" Santa :"Excellent Sir! We can attack in any direction"."
2 NURSES discuss their FIRST NIGHT. 1st: First WE did MOUTH to MOUTH RESPIRATION, then CARDIAC MASSAGE then CATHETERISATION. & U? 2nd: Oh! I just had an ENEMA!.
A woman to doctor my hub is never intrsd in sex". Doc-take these pills one for a day".At home she puts 1 pill in his tea and they had sex tht night next"
Gabbar:Kitne Admi the. Sambha:Srdar 2 Gb:Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote hai? Smb:Srdar 2 1 ke bad ata hai. Gab:Or 2 k pehle? Smb:2 k pehle 1 ata hai. Gabbr:To beech me kon ata hai?
Samb:Bichme koi nahi ata. Gab:To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:2 1 k bad hi a skta he, Qki 2 1 se bada hai. Gab:2 1 se Kitna bada hai? Samb:2 1 se 1 bada hai? Gab:agar 2 1 se 1 bada he to ek 1 se kitna bada hai? Smb:Srdar,mene apka namak khaya he.Muje Goli mardo
Wife: I went 2 the doc. 2day & he said I hv breasts of a 25 yr old." Husband: "What did he say about the 50 yr old ass?" Wife: "We didnt talk about u. at all.""
Shadi me santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha. Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge? Santa: main to khud kha kha ke dukhi hu par card me likha tha LUNCH: 12pm-3pm.
Women think they're Clever because they can Fake Orgasms ! Big Deal ! We Men, can fake a whole Fucking relationship... for just an orgasm.
A person tired & down bcoz of life's trials & hardships asked God Why so many mountains & hills to climb in life? God replied "For u to have a better view"
V oftn don't express our feelings 4 da fear of losing a relatnship, but da fact remains dat we loose a beautiful relatnship by nt expressing dem!!good morning
Kamvali bai ko 1din condom mila, Malkin: yeh kya hai? MALKIN Tere ghar me SEX nai karte? Bai: Karte hai par itna nai karte ki lund Ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Sardar attend a bio practical exam Exmnr :Tell the bird name by seeing leg Sardar: I dont know Examnr: U fail...Wats ur name? Sardar :See my leg n tel my name.
Height of Sexuality_ A nude woman climbing the leaning Tower of Pisa.. and the Tower becoming 'straight'...!!
Sex karo daily, agar wo mil jaye akeli,agar na mile akeli to pakad lo usaki saheli, agar n mile saheli to zindabad hatheli,but enjoy daily.....
A very old couple decided 2 do Sex. Buddhi; daal diya kya? Budha: haan daal diya. Buddhi: achha to phir AAAHH ""
ogress, the son replied- mom's dead aunt in hospital maid's pregnant my ass hurt's and dad is running naked in garden yelling tommy tommy...."
Banta: Yaar ek masla khada ho gaya hai. Santa: Yaar Itna kyon masla jo sala khada hi ho gaya
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life...
A blone goes to dry cleaner & asks to have her sweater cleaned. The attendant dosen't hear her correctly & says, Come again?" Blonde blushes slightly & giggles: "Oh no its just mustard this time.""
A motorist hit a sparow He took d unconscious bird n put in cage with bread n water. Bird wakes up, looks around n screams, AILA JAIL! Gadiwala mar gaya kya?""
HUSBAND-Chalo, tumse Shaadi karke mujhe ek to bahut Fayda hua. WIFE-Koun sa Fayda? HUSBAND-Mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi.
Bhagt-Hey GOD kya aap meri sharab chhudwa doge? Bhagwan- Kiyon nahi beta? Bhagt-Toh meri 14 Bottles Barnala Police Station me jabt hai woh chhudwa do?
Indian compny got the order for makng 16 condoms frm russians. Employee-sir it is to embaress us. Boss-no problm complete the ordr and mark as small size!;-)"
Q: Why do men pay way more for car insurance? A: Because women can't get blow jobs while driving.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Bipin's SMS Jokes
Stock broker catches his wife in bed with another man. He asks her, What's going on?" She says "Due to boom in market honey I've gone PUBLIC!""
Unmarried santa use to take viagra daily .Frnd.Y u take viagra as u r not married nor hav gf? santa yar kam se kam,kachhe me rounak to lagi rehti hai.
Ek Srdr ki sapne me kisi ne gand mar di ! 2nd day Srdr ne apna bank acnt close karwa diya.Kyon ki bank me likha tha Hum aap k Sapno ko hakikat me badal denge""
2 men sitting in bar. 1 man said 2 other i have hell lot of family problems". Other said: "i will tell you mine. I married a widow with a daughter. My father married my daughter so my father becomes my son in law my daughter becomes my mother my wife became my grandmother. More problems occured when i had a son. My son is my mother's brother and my uncle. Situation worsened when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately i have become my own grandfather and grandson. And u say u have family problems.""
Mom found a Condom in Daughter's Bedroom She went Straight to her and asked What is this? Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umra mein Maa ban Jaau.
A dentist was removing the tooth of a lady,Dentist- Maam u r holding my balls.Woman- I know, its just to remind you that we are not going 2 hurt each other.
Fantastic Ad for Taj Mahal made by an Ad agency: Come Via-Agra.. and see Man's Greatest Erection for a Woman...""
Sardar proposes a beautiful girl - Darling will u marry me...? Girl - Tameez se baat karo... Sardar - Behenji, mujhse shaadi karogi......!!!
A Punjabi Bra Ad- Har kudi di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*. Hun 6 sizan wich, 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Balle balle 5. Hai o Rabba 6. Oh Teri pehn di
Secret of winter life Morning two EGGS wid MILK Evening two PEGGS wid CHIPPS and Night two LEGGS wid LIPPS Enjoy winter wid my TIPPS
Stock broker catches his wife in bed with another man. He asks her, What's going on?" She says "Due to boom in market honey I've gone PUBLIC!""
2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
God asked Women Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men"? Women: Its OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not made Detachable & they Often Miss-use it"
Progress isn't made by early risers or hard workers, but by LAZY people,trying to find easier ways to do the same....
When it rains all d birds occupy shelter,but Eagles alone avoid d rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all but ATTITUDE makes the difference
Wife: Nahi aaj nahi dalwaoongi. Hubby: kyon. Wife:Tum to daal k so gaye mgr mein saari raat masalti rahi, pani bhi niklta raha,drd bhi hota raha....... mujhe lagta h yeh..., EYE DROPS sahi nahi hai.
Q: Why is a Gun better than your Wife? A: Because you can put a silencer to it.
The Indian government today announced that it is changing its national emblem to a CONDOM... because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed .....
Do you know the purpose of life? God sent us to find such friends, that if we meet them even in hell they say: Chal yaar yamraj ki lete hai" !!"
Kabir ka latest Doha: Unchi gaand oont ki, dekh kabira roye. Aisi gaand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koye.
2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
Unmarried santa use to take viagra daily .Frnd.Y u take viagra as u r not married nor hav gf? santa yar kam se kam,kachhe me rounak to lagi rehti hai.
Ek Srdr ki sapne me kisi ne gand mar di ! 2nd day Srdr ne apna bank acnt close karwa diya.Kyon ki bank me likha tha Hum aap k Sapno ko hakikat me badal denge""
2 men sitting in bar. 1 man said 2 other i have hell lot of family problems". Other said: "i will tell you mine. I married a widow with a daughter. My father married my daughter so my father becomes my son in law my daughter becomes my mother my wife became my grandmother. More problems occured when i had a son. My son is my mother's brother and my uncle. Situation worsened when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately i have become my own grandfather and grandson. And u say u have family problems.""
Mom found a Condom in Daughter's Bedroom She went Straight to her and asked What is this? Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umra mein Maa ban Jaau.
A dentist was removing the tooth of a lady,Dentist- Maam u r holding my balls.Woman- I know, its just to remind you that we are not going 2 hurt each other.
Fantastic Ad for Taj Mahal made by an Ad agency: Come Via-Agra.. and see Man's Greatest Erection for a Woman...""
Sardar proposes a beautiful girl - Darling will u marry me...? Girl - Tameez se baat karo... Sardar - Behenji, mujhse shaadi karogi......!!!
A Punjabi Bra Ad- Har kudi di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*. Hun 6 sizan wich, 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Balle balle 5. Hai o Rabba 6. Oh Teri pehn di
Secret of winter life Morning two EGGS wid MILK Evening two PEGGS wid CHIPPS and Night two LEGGS wid LIPPS Enjoy winter wid my TIPPS
Stock broker catches his wife in bed with another man. He asks her, What's going on?" She says "Due to boom in market honey I've gone PUBLIC!""
2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
God asked Women Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men"? Women: Its OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not made Detachable & they Often Miss-use it"
Progress isn't made by early risers or hard workers, but by LAZY people,trying to find easier ways to do the same....
When it rains all d birds occupy shelter,but Eagles alone avoid d rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all but ATTITUDE makes the difference
Wife: Nahi aaj nahi dalwaoongi. Hubby: kyon. Wife:Tum to daal k so gaye mgr mein saari raat masalti rahi, pani bhi niklta raha,drd bhi hota raha....... mujhe lagta h yeh..., EYE DROPS sahi nahi hai.
Q: Why is a Gun better than your Wife? A: Because you can put a silencer to it.
The Indian government today announced that it is changing its national emblem to a CONDOM... because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed .....
Do you know the purpose of life? God sent us to find such friends, that if we meet them even in hell they say: Chal yaar yamraj ki lete hai" !!"
Kabir ka latest Doha: Unchi gaand oont ki, dekh kabira roye. Aisi gaand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koye.
2 Sardar Jungle Me Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
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