Friday, July 24, 2009

ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WHO LOVE TO LAUGH!

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the

Heaven's Gates..

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun

glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may

know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not ?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please

take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks

out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the

so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest:

Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a

foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken

robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life

preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his

Auto, people PRAYED'

It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.


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