Reasons Why we Indians Cannot be Terrorists:
1. We are always late - we would have missed the flight which was meant to be hijacked.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there in the first place .
4. We talk with our hands - therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would a argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can't keep a secret ; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.
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