A Comparison Of American Health Statistics

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional  studies. 

1. The Japanese eat  very little fat
      and suffer  fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

2. The Mexicans  eat a lot of  fat
      and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

3. The Chinese  drink very little  red wine
      and  suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

4. The  Italians drink a lot of red  wine
      and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans. 

5. The Germans  drink a lot of beers and eat lots of  sausages and fats  
      and suffer fewer heart attacks than   Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.