Wasim Bhai and Tota

1 din 1 lady shop se parrot (Tota)  khareedne gayi....Usne dukandar se kaha: Wasim bhai, 1 Tota chahiye....Dukaandaar ne usko ek Tota dikhaya...

Lady ne puchha: Is Tote ki khaas baat kya hai Wasim bhai...???

Dukaandaar bola: Ye Tota bolta hai.
Lady ne kaha achha..Usne Tote se puchha: Main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon???
"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai", Tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha: Wasim bhai ye to bahut badtameez tota hai. Gaali deta hai.
Vasim bhai use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha: Gali dega??
Tota: Haan dunga
Wasim ne phir dubaya aur puchha: Gali dega??
Tota: Haan dunga....Wasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha: Gaali dega??
Is bar Tota man gya aur kaha nahi dunga bhai nhi dunga,,,,,Woh usko bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega..
Tab lady ne usse pucha ...
Agar mere ghar par mere saath 1 aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge??
Tote:Tumhara pati hoga..Lady: Agar 2 aadmi aaye to kya?
Tota: Tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady: Agar 3 aadmi ..
Tota: Tumhara pati ,dewar,aur bhayiya.
Lady: Agar 4 aadmi aye to...
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Tota.....Wasim bhai pani lao...Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki
"Behen ki laudi randi hai".